shrek bowie otp

 

Shrek/Bowie: David Bowie wakes up in a parallel Universe. (AO3)

Summary:

David Bowie mysteriously wakes up in a parallel universe where Shrek is just a movie character and Mick Jagger is his lover.

David Bowie woke up to the sound of “I LIKE LITTLE BUTTS” blaring on the radio. David furrowed his brow in confusion, but figured the song must be some Weird Al parody and turned off the radio alarm. He got out of bed, dragged a comb across his head, and went to make some coffee. As he waited for the coffee to brew, he went to find something to do. He grabbed a Berenstain Bears book off a shelf and pondered the cover for a while. “That’s funny,” he wondered aloud, “I could have sworn it was Berenstein Bears.”

The coffee was finished, and David put down the book. “SHREK!” he called out, “Shrek, darling, would you like some coffee? I’ll add extra onion powder. Shrekky?” He got no reply. "That darn Shrek, always ogresleeping." 

"What ya callin’ me Shrek for?" Mick Jagger said before he slapped David’s behind. Mick started pouring himself some coffee. David just stared aghast at the man. 

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Mick has to go warn David and his friends about Team Farquaad! DUN DUN DUNNNNN~

yeah he does look like michael jackson here look eart-hl-i-ng (dont ask me how i found this pic)

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Mick has to go warn David and his friends about Team Farquaad! DUN DUN DUNNNNN~

yeah he does look like michael jackson here look eart-hl-i-ng (dont ask me how i found this pic)

Anonymous asked
After Shrek gave birth to Ogroot, David began to wonder why his little ogreling was born in a flowerpot. "Shrek.." David paused, remembering that time he introduced Shrek to Robert Plant. "Shrek, did you -" he couldn't bring himself to ask the ogre if he had cheated. Not now, not in front of baby Ogroot.

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*GASP*

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Exclusive first picture of Shrek/David Bowie’s mpreg son Ogroot. aw isn’t he ogredorable?

Aww~

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Exclusive first picture of Shrek/David Bowie’s mpreg son Ogroot. aw isn’t he ogredorable?

Aww~

yewremindmeofthebabe asked
i would honestly like to take the time to thank u for this. bless ur soul for this OTP. i want to kiss your mind

Aw thanks for appreciating my Shrek’d Up Mind young ogreling

shrek/david bowie canon ultimate otp 5eva

imagineshrek:

Imagine Shrek cloning himself several times and recreating the music video for Bohemian Rhapsody with just Shreks.

Anonymous asked
isn't david bowie the host of wheel of fortune?

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OHMYGOD

Anonymous asked
DAVID BOWIE'S ASS IS COVERED IN WARTS FROM SHREKING IT UP WITH SHREK SO MUCH

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I AM SO FUCKING DONE

Anonymous asked
nothings gets david bowie off more than seeing shrek in assless chaps. assless chaps are david bowie's favorite

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i AM SO DONE WITH YOU ANON