shrek bowie otp

 

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Mick has to go warn David and his friends about Team Farquaad! DUN DUN DUNNNNN~

yeah he does look like michael jackson here look eart-hl-i-ng (dont ask me how i found this pic)

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Mick has to go warn David and his friends about Team Farquaad! DUN DUN DUNNNNN~

yeah he does look like michael jackson here look eart-hl-i-ng (dont ask me how i found this pic)

Anonymous asked
After Shrek gave birth to Ogroot, David began to wonder why his little ogreling was born in a flowerpot. "Shrek.." David paused, remembering that time he introduced Shrek to Robert Plant. "Shrek, did you -" he couldn't bring himself to ask the ogre if he had cheated. Not now, not in front of baby Ogroot.

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*GASP*

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Exclusive first picture of Shrek/David Bowie’s mpreg son Ogroot. aw isn’t he ogredorable?

Aww~

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Exclusive first picture of Shrek/David Bowie’s mpreg son Ogroot. aw isn’t he ogredorable?

Aww~

yewremindmeofthebabe asked
i would honestly like to take the time to thank u for this. bless ur soul for this OTP. i want to kiss your mind

Aw thanks for appreciating my Shrek’d Up Mind young ogreling

shrek/david bowie canon ultimate otp 5eva

imagineshrek:

Imagine Shrek cloning himself several times and recreating the music video for Bohemian Rhapsody with just Shreks.

Anonymous asked
isn't david bowie the host of wheel of fortune?

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OHMYGOD

Anonymous asked
DAVID BOWIE'S ASS IS COVERED IN WARTS FROM SHREKING IT UP WITH SHREK SO MUCH

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I AM SO FUCKING DONE

Anonymous asked
nothings gets david bowie off more than seeing shrek in assless chaps. assless chaps are david bowie's favorite

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i AM SO DONE WITH YOU ANON

Anonymous asked
plz write more i rlly like ur fics :)

writing about this pairing only
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"…the fault in our shrek was that he didn’t love me back. i wanted his rough, onion-y, green skin caressing me, but he just turned away. I was ignored. I was Green in every way except the one way that mattered to him. I could never satisfy an Ogre, and Shrek knew it. He never even gave me a chance, but he should have! I’m John bloody Green! We belong together!  I digress. Shrek was the quintessential ogre: perfect in every way, except for one fault: he would never acknowledge me. Listen to me tell my story in The Fault In Our Shrek: The Story Of (my) John Green’s Struggle. i was Green with envy when i gazed upon that perfect ogre body. When was the last time the SHREK kissed the JOHN GREEN in a teen romance? the fault in our shrek.." - John Green review of his own semi-autobiographical book The Fault In Our Shrek